Your Fucked Up Childhood #2 ‘The Adventures of Mark Twain’ A.K.A. ‘Comet Quest’

So I’m watching the Oscars Sunday night… Nah, I’m not. For one, I live in England, so I’d have to stay up until midnight just to see what ridiculously price-tagged fabric some people who ‘play pretend’ for a living decided to adorn their gorgeous torso-with before dawdling on a red pile tongue. Secondly, no one starts winning anything significant until 2am GMT, then it’s about 4 before I get to see the people I think are moderately deserving of an anthropomorphic golden dildo get overlooked… – See more at: http://joup.co/your-fucked-up-childhood-mark-twai/#sthash.ql2OV4xx.dpuf